That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
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