Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
God, you're like boner-b-gone
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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