I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
