What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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