I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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