You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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