Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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