Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Fuck appropriateness.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Randomize
