now i know why i became what i already was.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
So much rum. So many feels.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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