No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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