Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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