You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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