i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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