She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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