i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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