How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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