Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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