So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
he was CRYING into my vagina
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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