is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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