I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
He is an equal opportunity slut.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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