I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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