i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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