My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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