Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
The power of my boobs compel you
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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