His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
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