so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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