i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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