the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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