It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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