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She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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