Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
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