Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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