I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
You ruined the universe
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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