does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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