on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
