im holly from the hills drunk
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
This is the high leading the old right now
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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