So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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