can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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