Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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