Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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