Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
My dick has a subreddit
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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