Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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