He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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