It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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