Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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