smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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