Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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