Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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