the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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