I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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